twerking-amporas: ghilles: snarg: when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them Those chunky potato fry things are delicious. they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
Fandoms by age:
fezofrassilon: Hunger games: 4 years old Supernatural: 7 years old Percy Jackson: 7 years old Harry Potter: 15 years old Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 15 years old (20 if you include the earlier movie) Star Trek: 46 years old Doctor who: 49 years old Marvel: 73 years old (Formerly timely comics) Lord of the Rings: 75 years old Sherlock: 125 years old Merlin: 876 years old You’ve lived a...
faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good guys” “ravenclaws are nothing but nerds” “hufflepuffs don’t do anything” Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
When I laugh at something on Tumblr ...
sodamnrelatable: I’m over here like And my mom looks at me like So then I laugh harder like
tupacabra: if ya had tha chance ta change ur foot woodjeh?
impalalecki: when people make fun of chris evans’ anxiety disorder
craseydreams29: hungarian: if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon there was. but then everything changed when the firemelons attacked.
yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too calm down satan Time...
Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is...
merriamwebsterdictionary: “this site is a non-judgemental community!!!!!!!!!!”
Me and my friends after a few drinks
cnnbreaking: *gets A on test* .02% rise on grade *gets C on test*
riceslut: I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND
europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
sixtafoua: I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated
xast: hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
dilclo: dilclo: What is a ducks favorite food? quakers