May 2013
twerking-amporas:
ghilles:
snarg:
when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
Fandoms by age:
fezofrassilon:
Hunger games: 4 years old
Supernatural: 7 years old
Percy Jackson: 7 years old
Harry Potter: 15 years old
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 15 years old
(20 if you include the earlier movie)
Star Trek: 46 years old
Doctor who: 49 years old
Marvel: 73 years old
(Formerly timely comics)
Lord of the Rings: 75 years old
Sherlock: 125 years old
Merlin: 876 years old
You’ve lived a...
faeiouck:
shady-bacon:
faeiouck:
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
When I laugh at something on Tumblr ...
sodamnrelatable:
I’m over here like
And my mom looks at me like
So then I laugh harder like
tupacabra:
if ya had tha chance ta change ur foot
woodjeh?
impalalecki:
when people make fun of chris evans’ anxiety disorder
craseydreams29:
hungarian:
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
there was. but then everything changed when the firemelons attacked.
yuppadupp:
thewholockgames:
districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time...
Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is...
sodamnrelatable:
merriamwebsterdictionary:
“this site is a non-judgemental community!!!!!!!!!!”
Me and my friends after a few drinks
whatshouldwecallme:
cnnbreaking:
*gets A on test*
.02% rise on grade
*gets C on test*
riceslut:
I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND
europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
americans: what
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
sixtafoua:
I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated
xast:
hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
dilclo:
dilclo:
What is a ducks favorite food?
quakers
